不敢跟學妹告白!手機店員神助攻撮合 網友羨慕搶摔手機 | Too afraid to shoot your shot? Let phone repair help you!

A netizen shared his story of how the phone repairman act as a wingman to help him shoot his shot. | 網友分享自己被手機店員神助攻,向學妹告白成功的經驗。示意圖,非當事人。(圖/翻攝自 Unsplash )

TAIPEI (The China Post) – A lot of people ask “Why am I still single? Am I destined to be single?” But sometimes, support comes from unexpected places.

很多單身民眾心中的疑問就是:我的月下老人在哪裡?上天是不是忘記幫我牽紅線啦?但其實有時候,神助攻往往來自於意想不到的人,緣份來了城牆都擋不住就是這意思。

A netizen recently shared his story on “Dcard” (a social platform that requires users to provide info that proves that they are a current university student in Taiwan) about how his phone repairman helped him shoot his shot, attracting jealous netizens.

有網友在《 Dcard 》發文,分享自己被手機店店員幫助告白的經驗,讓許多網友嘖嘖稱奇,紛紛搶著摔手機求助攻。

The netizen posted with the title “I got assisted by an OPPO phone repairman” talking about how the repairman assisted him with shooting his shot.

有網友以「我被 OPPO 店員助攻了」為題,在《 Dcard 》感情版發文分享自己的經驗。

OPPO shared their new camera function at 2019 Mobile World Congress. | OPPO 在 2019 創新大會上展示 10 倍混合光學變焦技術。(圖/ OPPO 提供)

This netizen explained that he often chats with this girl that he likes. He feels that there’s a mutual attraction between the two, so one day when the girl asked, “Senpai you are so funny, why don’t you have a girlfriend?”, the netizen decided to shoot his shot but dropped his phone unexpectedly and the phone died.

該網友表示自己和一位學妹曖昧中,兩人處得很好,一次用手機聊天時,學妹問說「學長你這麼好笑怎麼會沒女朋友阿?」該網友覺得似乎是告白的好時機,但一時太緊張把手機摔到地上,結果手機竟然就無法開機了。

Running on the street, the netizen finally found an OPPO store that could repair his phone. Judging by his anxious appearance, the repairman asked what happened, and the netizen told the repairman about the girl.

在路上拔腿狂奔終於找到一家 OPPO 體驗店,於是急忙拜託店員修復手機。店員看他很焦急的樣子,一邊修手機、一邊話家常,該網友就把自己和學妹的情況告訴店員知道。

The repairman asked: “Do you need my help?” and called the girl with the first sentence (Are you xxx’s (netizen’s name) girlfriend?”

結果店員就說「要不要我來幫你啊?」然後拿起手機回電給學妹,第一句話就問說「妳是 XXX (該網友姓名)的女朋友嗎?」

After the unexpected opening, the repairman then explained to the girl: “I am a phone repairman for OPPO. Your boyfriend ran in to fix his phone just now and ran away after he filled in the info, so I decide to call someone on his call history. Your name showed up the most so I guessed you must be his girlfriend. Oh, your boyfriend returned, I’ll let you talk to him.”

意想不到的單刀直入,店員隨後給了合理解釋表示「喔喔我是 OPPO 體驗店的員工啦,妳男友剛跑進來說要修手機,資料填一填又跑出去了,因為他人就這樣不見,我只好撥他通話記錄上的人,我看他通話記錄上都是小姐妳的名字,所以我猜你應該就是他女朋友。阿妳男友回來了我把手機給他讓他跟你講。」

After receiving his phone, the netizen nervously asked, “how did you reply to what the repairman just asked?” After a few moments of silence, the girl replied, “Of course I replied yes I am your girlfriend, or else why would I chat with you so late each day?”

該網友接過手機後,很緊張地吸了一口氣問說「店員問你是不是我女友那句,你怎麼回的」,學妹安靜了一下,然後答說「我回是阿,不然我每天跟你講電話講到這麼晚是在幹嘛」。

So the netizen shot his shot: “Let’s be together” and officially confirmed his status with the girl.

該網友就順勢告白「那我們在一起吧」,一番波折後順利和學妹有情人終成眷屬。

The netizen said that this experience is so special that he decided to post it.

該網友表示這次告白的經驗,永生難忘,所以發文作為紀念。

Other netizens replied “Does dropping an iPhone have the same effects? I’m dropping it.”  “Does dropping Nokia have the same effect? Oh wait! Nokia does not drop dead, should I change a brand?”  “All brands could be dropped but doesn’t guarantee you a girlfriend ~ might just waste all your tuition.”

而其它網友則紛紛在底下留言「請問摔 iPhone 有同樣效果嗎?我要摔囉」、「請問摔諾基亞有一樣的效果嗎?還是諾基亞摔不壞要先換其他牌手機?」、「各種品牌跟型號都可以摔,但不一定摔的出學妹~有可能把學費給摔沒了」。

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